
Gee, Chai, how’d you get TWO dads?
AKA here’s this father’s day pic I wanted to do, but never got around to until now :’)

Gee, Chai, how’d you get TWO dads?
AKA here’s this father’s day pic I wanted to do, but never got around to until now :’)
*pops my throat open and starts shooting out my vertebrae like a pez dispenser*
Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post
I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can
HS twitter was talking about clownsonas so i bloodswapped my trollsona AND NOW I LOVE THIS DESIGN OK…. MAYBE I’LL INCORPORATE HER INTO DISASTERBOUND
🎄
OP died before they could finish recording
A girl called me cute at the renaissance festival today but I was too drunk to fully realize what happened before she disappeared in the crowd and this isn’t even the first time this has happened to me. Lesbians, why are you so fast?????
Bruh I laughed my ass off the entire time
For those that are lost, it’s a slippery lube Race lmao
I was invested from start to finish. It was anyone’s game at all times