Grading my 3rd graders papers and I see this ðŸ˜
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Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

they dressed up as each other for halloween
(and broke their disaster boyfriends)
[ we just fall where our hearts go]have u ever seen siblings so cute u started crying?
this is from estelles ig story and it’s so fucking funny to me
😂😂😂
pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:
Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
the way money just disappears when you buy something is very cursed and I don’t like it.
character: *falls asleep in a chair or at a desk from sheer exhaustion*
their love interest: *places a blanket over their shoulders, gently to avoid disturbing them*
me:
their love interest: *picks them up and bridal carries them to a more comfortable surface while their head nods against their shoulder/chest*
me:
(shouting through megaphone)
LOUD REMINDER THAT IF U HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT MY OCs YOU CAN ASK THEM AT LITERALLY ANY TIME
















