we’re havin’ a promo today at work, and earlier after i had clocked in and gotten situated,i came to the front and my coworker had been talking with a lady for hella long

i thought she was complaining cuz my coworker and manager have been yelled at so many times today (we ran out of donuts,surprise surprise) but like??? the lady was actually apologizing to my coworker??

and my coworker said the lady had been fucking yelled at. BY HER HUSBAND. ON THE PHONE. CUZ WE WERE OUT OF DONUTS.

like HELLO??? GET A NEW MAN IF THIS ONE IS THROWING A FUCKIN FIT OVER NOT GETTING DONUTS HOLY SHIT

I SCREAMED ABOUT THIS ON TWITTER BUT FUCKIN JOKER IN SMASH BITCH WHAT

I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A PORT FOR THE SWITCH AND WAS FREAKIN OUT AND MY BROTHER JOKINGLY SAID JOKER WAS IN SMASH

AND THEN!!!! THEY SHOWED THE INVITE!!!!!!!!!!

IS THIS REAL LIFE