high school is just as wild as i remember it my brother told me they could sing along with a song on youtube (???) for extra credit in his piano class and this kid thats always referencing memes sang a nightmare version of the fucking johnny johnny video and he recorded it on his snapchat

then my brother was like “i sang lucid dreams (by juice wrld)” and im like thinking wtf he actually sang???? and then he added “the minecraft version”

im fucking done,

me, stuck at my other grandparents’ house where the signal sucks and barely anything’s loading: hhhhh ghh hhh hhhhhh bored,,,,,,what do,,

gremlin in my head: write that self indulgent OC smut fic youve been tryna write in ur head during traffic in the morning

me: u right