anyways i HATE when customers pull the pity card about not being able to afford the donuts they want like listen

i get it

we all broke here

but if we dont got a deal available for u,theres nothing i can do usually

you cant just be like “i need 4 dzn cuz imma bring it for my daughters class for her bday but i cant afford it” and expect me to magically pull free donuts outta my ass and hand it to you

and ykno what,if ur nice! i usually give u SOME kind of deal to cheapen it cuz i KNO our prices are stupidly high

BUT IF YA GONNA BE A BITCH ABOUT IT THEN FUCK U!!!!

had a customer call me sir when i was done ringing him up

me,confused and thinking to myself: am i looking androgynous today without me trying????? even with all this makeup???? cool

the dude, after a pause and looking back at me: did i just call you sir omg im so sorry

me,disappointed: it. it’s ok.

“so ro what did u do tonight instead of sleeping ”

well i saw someone make a paper doll of um jammer lammy on twitter the other day and well long story short i now have a paper doll of my boy milo

u kno

some days,u just wanna peacefully browse thru ear buds with no interruptions and definitely no second hand embarrassment

but other days

an awkward best buy employee will ask if u need help, proceed to notice ur all might shirt, say that if he sees someone with nerd culture clothes on hes gotta compliment them, and then proceed to bow to u like ur in some feverish brony dream,