Feeding your animals (safe) but new-to-them foods is botha great source of enrichment for the and endless hilarity for you. I reccomend green beans because they’re unwieldly for them to eat so its an involved process.
“It is described as a very versatile yet contradictory dog, being both good with children and “fit to kill any other dog of his weight”
FIT TO KILL
It’s a Bedlington terrior btw, but that kind of takes away from the cryptid nature of it.
Also you guys are missing the best angle
Fuck. This is awful. Humans have really gone too far. Science has gone too far. I feel like this creature is an alien race from animorphs out to control us with it’s mind. I feel like I can’t approach this creature without wearing a full hazmat suit. I feel it’s radioactive. I want to blow up the earth just to erase any trace of this. I hate this. Never show me this again.