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helpfuldeathgod:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

deluxetrashqueen:

Listen, yes of course Eddie Brock is an exceptional example of an alien fucker but I need everyone to understand that the symbiote is canonically from a planet where not only does everything reproduce asexually but the even idea of wanting any kind of relationship with a host was considered so insane and devious that the Venom symbiote was sentenced to death for it. And consider how weird a human must be to them. Humans are as much aliens to symbiotes as symbiotes are to humans.

What I’m saying is in terms of being an alien fucker, NOBODY beats the Venom Symbiote.

tired: eddie brock is a monsterfucker

wired: venom is a monsterfucker

Hired: They’re both monsterfuckers and they found each other and make a monsterfucker couple.

skyward-key:

Alien who turns against their planet for love is pretty anime tbh

Source: skyward-key

colacharm:

Venom becomes basically a cryptid in the eyes of the masses and people start making shirts that say shit like “Venom is real and it ate my ass behind in n out” and Eddie owns 6 variations of them